These are short takes, flashbacks or fragments of stories from yesteryear. Many of you have contributed unknowingly; we saved up all those interesting emails you've been zipping across the Internet.

Send us your memories (the longer ones go into Article & Artifacts). We'll whack out the really gross language, and correct the mispellings and atrocious grammar. Otherwise they'll go in as submitted.

In the meantime, choose a contributor on the the left and have a laugh or two.